What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
14.06.2025 19:51
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
What is the irony of life according to you?
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
Has your mother ever walked in on you at an inappropriate time?
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”